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dennisreddish

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 07:07:20 AM »
 :laughing5: I know I will be watching what I do around him from now on!  :laughing5:

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2009, 09:58:07 AM »
:laughing5: I know I will be watching what I do around him from now on!  :laughing5:

and you said I left myself open.......i think that topped my comment for sure   :th_th1511:
Justin, your shaft is huge and beefy.

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2009, 11:17:25 PM »
I knew a bunch of guys talking about who has the best tool wasn't going to end well.

I am married and have 2 kids, my tools are small and don't get used enough.

dennisreddish

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
I have two words for you, "hand tool". LOL!!!

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 01:01:59 PM »
jgammill, when you say "ours" what do you mean?


nice shop by the way!

Me and my dad have built it together.

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2009, 02:03:04 PM »
Josh has a pretty nice set-up, Dennis does too, I have seen both personally, not sure if Devin is going to chime in but he has one of the best I have seen
:teehee: So tell us Dr. Evil while you were gazing at Josh, Dennis and Devinís tools was there an awkward silence???? Where did this take place??? At the urinal and you just so happened to glace down or some private showing they held???    :th_th1511:
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Is that jealousy I hear???




All kidding aside, the reference was to their "Shops" not there "tools".......................Sounds like you might have interpreted what you were thinking, do you frequently have mens tools on your mind? :th_th1511:

dennisreddish

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 02:12:07 PM »
jgammill, when you say "ours" what do you mean?


nice shop by the way!

Me and my dad have built it together.

I see, that's cool!

Ripper

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 02:15:40 PM »
Josh has a pretty nice set-up, Dennis does too, I have seen both personally, not sure if Devin is going to chime in but he has one of the best I have seen
:teehee: So tell us Dr. Evil while you were gazing at Josh, Dennis and Devinís tools was there an awkward silence???? Where did this take place??? At the urinal and you just so happened to glace down or some private showing they held???    :th_th1511:
 :th_ththkidding-1:

Is that jealousy I hear???




All kidding aside, the reference was to their "Shops" not there "tools".......................Sounds like you might have interpreted what you were thinking, do you frequently have mens tools on your mind? :th_th1511:
LOL no just my own..LOL But in 35  days it better be on Melisse's mind!!!!!!!
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dennisreddish

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 02:22:00 PM »
yours has probably been on her mind for a while now! ;D

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 11:59:37 PM »
 :explosion:

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2009, 01:00:41 PM »
I have a screw driver & duct tape........................what else do you need?
A pair of vise grips of course!!!

Dont forget the big rubber mallet!

Ive got a slammin 95 pc Craftsman tool set and tonight I might even add a universal socket extension to it!

dennisreddish

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »
don't get too crazy now!

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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2009, 09:43:06 AM »
TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS :
A tall upright machine useful for s uddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it  smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the  corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL :
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in  about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh --'

SKILL SAW :
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS :
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER :
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into  major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW :
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the  more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS :
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH :
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW :
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK :
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed  your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly under the  bumper.

BAND SAW :
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily  fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead  of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST :
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to  disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER :
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name
implies, to strip  out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER :
A tool for opening paint cans . Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR :
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in  order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER :
A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER :
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE :
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your  front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records,  liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or  plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

Son of a b*tch TOOL :
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

 


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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2009, 12:45:35 PM »
Son of a b*tch TOOL :
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Yup.  I have several of these.
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Re: Tool Time
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2009, 03:02:45 PM »
That has to be the most accurate list of tools i have ever seen online!!!


Not to mention the descriptions are for the most part, spot on!!